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Once there was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved dolphins. (When I say he loved dolphins though, I’m not talking about in any kind of “sick” way; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make dolphins live forever!
Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon realised that, in order to mass produce this serum, he would need large amounts of a certain compound that was only found in nature in the metabolism of a rare South American myna bird. Carried away by his love for dolphins, however, he decided that he would go to the zoo and steal one of these birds. As he was arriving at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping from its cage. The Lion’s name was Leo, which wasn’t too original of a name for a lion if you ask me, but it’s probably not important to the story. Anyway, the zoo keepers were alarmed and immediately began combing the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware that it had simply lain down on the sidewalk and had gone to sleep since it was the Lion’s regular naptime anyway. Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived at the zoo and stole his bird. He was so excited by the prospect of helping his dolphins that he stepped absent mindedly over the sleeping lion on his way back to his car. Immediately, 15 policemen converged on him and arrested him for the crime of transporting a myna across a staid lion for immortal porpoises. |
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Was liegt im Eimer und traut sich nicht raus?
- Ein scheuer Lappen. |
Ahriman hat folgendes geschrieben: |
Ohne das große E am Anfang des Namens tät Europa ganz schön alt aussehen. |
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Was bedeutet Shalom?
Friede. Und El Shalom? Elfriede. |
kereng hat folgendes geschrieben: |
In einem Meeting berichtete Frau E. , dass sie nicht etwa Gänsehaut, sondern geradezu Ausschlag bekäme, wenn Herr H. spricht (der in dieser Sitzung nicht dabei war). Ich kommentierte: "Die Stimme von Herrn H. ist ausschlaggebend." |
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Hättest du die Freindlichkeit, |
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