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lemonstar
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 (#215406) Verfasst am: 18.11.2004, 21:32 Titel: German Men |
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Ein paar interessante Fakten über Germany und German Men.
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Germans are an uptight breed and they have a rule for every occasion. When there aren't any rules to follow, they're happy to make up a few. If you're surrounded by Germans, you're likely to hear the phrase, "Noooo, it is not possible," repeated several times. Many things are impossible in Germany. It is impossible to change plans after they've been made, to make funny jokes, to smile at a stranger, to help an old lady across the street, to prop your feet on an empty seat in the train and a variety of random things you normally wouldn't think twice about doing.
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A beer from the tap, please.--- Eye-n beer here.
Can I drive your car, please? --- Gib meer dee shh-LOO-sell YET-zst.
Does your dog bite? --- Bice-t dine who-nd?
Does your wife bite? --- Bice-t dine-uh fr-OW?
Just because I'm blond doesn't mean I'm perfect. --- Halt dine moon-d.
Please don't invade my country. --- Hill-f mish.
Where can I recycle this? --- Ish ha-BUH mule.
Why are you yelling? --- Vuh-ROOM bist doo so boo-ZAH?
You should laugh, the joke was funny. --- K-eye-n on-gst, eye-n fitz ist goot. |
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Wolf
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| (#215408) Verfasst am: 18.11.2004, 21:36 Titel: |
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Der Deutsche: Die Lage ist ernst, aber nicht hoffnungslos.
Der Österreicher: Die Lage ist hoffnunglos, aber nicht ernst.
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| (#215559) Verfasst am: 19.11.2004, 06:50 Titel: |
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Ach diese arroganten Amiweiber, ein Grund mehr nicht dort hinzufahren. 
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