Witze II

[Tarvoc]

Why is Darth Sidious a Vodka merchant? Because "only the Sith deal in absolutes".
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"Die Tradition der Unterdrückten belehrt uns darüber, daß der Ausnahmezustands in dem wir leben, die Regel ist."
- Walter Benjamin, VIII. These zum Begriff der Geschichte

[Yogosh]

[Tarvoc]

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"Die Tradition der Unterdrückten belehrt uns darüber, daß der Ausnahmezustands in dem wir leben, die Regel ist."
- Walter Benjamin, VIII. These zum Begriff der Geschichte

[Yogosh]

[jdf]

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[Evilbert]

[kamelpeitsche]

Geht auich nur auf Englisch:
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A man, followed by a flamingo and a cat, enters a pub. He sits down at the bar and orders: "Three pints and three Whiskeys with a tiny splash of water please." After he, the bird and the cat finished the drinks, the flamingo orders the next round. When they finish, the bartender brings them a third round, saying to the man: "I guess this one's on the cat?" But the cat apparently refuses to spend anything. The bartender is quite surprised by the entire situation and´asks the man to explain why he is accompanied by two animals, one of them being such a scrooge.

"Alright my friend, the story is this: This morning I found an old lamp on my basement. Since it was all dirty and dusty, i started to clean it with my hands. Once I had started rubbing the lamp, a jinn appeared and told me I had three wishes. I did not have to think very long and asked for a big white castle on top of cliffs at the seaside. One second passed and i was standing in it. My next wish was very manifest, too: I asked for sao much money that I could walk in it knee-deep. One second passed and voilà: My entire castle was full of 100-Pound notes. Now I had a humongous castle and enough money for the rest of my life. I had to think for a while and then I knew my last wish.
What I told the jinn was: I want a long-legged bird with a tight pussy!"

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Hab den jetzt aus dem kopf nacherzählt, hoffe man kann trotzdem lachen
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"Was immer jeder Einzelne mitbringen will an Prägung oder Anderssein - einem kollektiven Imperativ enzieht es sich mit Sicherheit"

[Spartacus Leto]

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[Evilbert]

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[Yogosh]

[Evilbert]

[Zoff]

Wie die Mullahs einmal beinahe richtig Ärger bekommen hätten:

http://www.titanic-magazin.de/2987.news

[astarte]

[Spartacus Leto]

[Evilbert]

[Tarvoc]

Was produziert man denn so mit einem Lichtschwert?
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"Die Tradition der Unterdrückten belehrt uns darüber, daß der Ausnahmezustands in dem wir leben, die Regel ist."
- Walter Benjamin, VIII. These zum Begriff der Geschichte

[sponor]

[Evilbert]

[zelig]

[Evilbert]

[Tarvoc]

[zelig]

[Evilbert]

[Evilbert]

[zelig]

[Evilbert]

[pewe]

Unterhalten sich zwei Behavioristen nach dem Sex: "Für dich war es sehr schön, aber wie war es für mich?"