We help you

[Schakal]

Hello people
My name is not my real name. I'am from the Organisation "Freedom People", and we won't rescue the World from George Bush. The Organisation has a lot of Members, i think three or four. We have stolen in Germany a picture. On this picture is a photo from Angela Merkel----naked! He is very scaried! We take this picture back to the United Staates and send it to George Bush. When he se this picture, we think he fall down and don't can stand up! So we have rescue the World from George Bush. Then we are the Heros of the World! Like Batman and Robin, you now.
We have also make a clone from George Bush. Right! We have make a clone from him! We can do so things. We have take Clonematerials from the "Brezel" he has swallow then, you now?!? From this DNA we have make the clone! But we have only one problem. The clone is black! Sorry, but we make also con do wrong thinks. But we have buy a lot of white puder, we think this must go. We have also the assistance from Michael Jackson, he was also long ago black. And now he has make it self white. He can help us! We think then must go it!
You see, people, we rescue the world! Thank you for reading this lines and we don't give up!

Schalom!

[kamelpeitsche]

Und das war welche Sprache?


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[Rollimom]

[Shadaik]

.Forensprachen sind deutsch und englisch. Womit ich darum bitten möchte, beim Thema zu bleiben.
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[Nuthouse]

[Shadaik]

[Nuthouse]

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[caballito]

[Nuthouse]

[Rollimom]

[Schakal]

Hello people again
So we have gekauft Deutschduden. But the next Problem with the Bush-Klon. He don't speak english! Now what can we do?

Suaheli, right!
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[Nuthouse]

At first we take the guns from Wallmart and then we show him where the hammer hangs!
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[nickchanger]

[Schakal]

Richtig @nicknager, editiert sieht er dann so aus.

At first we take the guns from ALDI and then we show him where the hammer hangs!
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[Nuthouse]

[Schakal]

Wobei so ne Knarre irgendwie handlicher ist. Oder weisst du was mit deinen Bonusmeilen anzufangen?
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[Nuthouse]

[Schakal]

Siehste, in den USA kriegste die Knarre mit weniger Punkten und brauchst auch kein Passwort für dein Konto. Musst nicht mal selber die Knarre abholen, kannst deinen kleinen Bruder schicken, bevor er in den Kindergarten geht, auch dem geben sie die Knarre mit und noch ein paar Bonbons. Ist schon praktisch sowas.
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