Bush versteckt US-Zeugnis

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Bush Hides U.S. Report Card In Sock Drawer

February 14, 2006 | Issue 42•07

CRAWFORD, TX—According to White House sources, following yet another disappointing grading period for the nation he leads, President Bush hid the national report card in his bedroom sock drawer Monday. "We, as a nation, got a D in international relations, a D in economics, and an F in military history," Bush reportedly said. "We must work hard to make sure no one finds out about this." Critics say the report-card-hiding effort is immature, and point out that the sock drawer is the first place The New York Times will look.

(Auszug aus der "onion")
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born to be free

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Das passt zu seinem geistigen Alter.
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"Die Tradition der Unterdrückten belehrt uns darüber, daß der Ausnahmezustands in dem wir leben, die Regel ist."
- Walter Benjamin, VIII. These zum Begriff der Geschichte

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Nicht zitieren, verlinken! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45369

Aber das ist ja echt genial: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

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Über "The Onion" sollte man allerdings wissen:

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